EBAY LOVES GREG-PART 1 (THE DOLLS)

THIS IS A STORY OF A BOY WITH A DREAM. ONE DAY HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO FULFILL HIS DREAM. ALL IN ONE DAY. WITH EBAY. (OK, MAYBE IT TOOK A COUPLE OF WEEKS)... THIS IS A STORY OF A BOY WHO MAKES HIS DREAMS COME TRUE, EVEN IF OTHERS MAY MOCK HIM, OR YELL AT HIM, OR MAKE HIM SLEEP IN THE DOG HOUSE... "YOU JUST WAIT, ONE DAY MY GRAND KIDS WILL LOVE TO COME OVER TO PLAY WITH MY DOLLS. THESE ARE GOING TO BE WORTH A TON." WHEN I FIRST MET GREG IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WENT DOWN IN TO HIS ROOM AND SAW;..... POSTERS OF HOT GIRLS ON HIS WALL? NO..., PICTURES OF HIS FAVORITE BAND OR SPORTS TEAM? NO...., ACTUALLY HE HAD A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF UNOPENED, UNTOUCHED, MINI-BOTTLES SOME FULL SIZE, OF LIQUOR- LINING HIS BED, WALLS, AND DESK. WHEN HE GOT HOME FROM HIS MISSION, HE FINALLY LET WHAT WAS LEFT OF THEM -(THE COLLECTION HAD DWINDLED SOME WHILE HE WAS GONE-DRIFTING FRIENDS OF FRIENDS GOT WORD OF SUCH A COLLECTION) WHERE THIS IS NOW, I HAVE NO IDEA. JEN, JUSTIN, DO YOU KNOW? HA HA . MY LITTLE COLLECTOR. SEEMS HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF. OR, (MAYBE THIS IS HIS WAY OF KEEPING ME OUT OF HIS PERSONAL SPACE....HMMMMM) EITHER WAY, HE IS DONE COLLECTING THEM. I THINK HE SAW HOW MUCH IT STARTED TO BOTHER ME. SO HE ORDERED TWICE AS MUCH. ONE, TWO, THREE, ONCE IN A WHILE. COOL. THIS? OVERWHELMING. ISN'T LIFE OVERWHELMING ENOUGH? AM I OUT OF LINE? MAYBE I SHOULD ENCOURAGE HIM TO CONTINUE. HAVE HIS FUN. MAYBE I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN, AND NEED TO LIGHTEN UP. BELIEVE ME, I'M TRYING.

THIS IS THE FIRST CHAPTER TELLING THE STORY OF A COMPLICATED, ENTERTAINING, BEAUTIFUL BOY. ONE THAT I DO LOVE! (HE'S NOT EXACTLY MARRIED TO THE MOST SIMPLE GIRL. I DON'T THINK I'M ONE HE'LL EVER FIGURE OUT! BUT, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.)
PART1(MY VOICE IS SO STINKIN' ANNOYING)
PART2
HE'S CUTE, AND I ACT ANNOYED, BUT I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE MOST OF THEM. (SOME CROSS THE LINE).

to be continued...